Tdidn’t have time to reprint official Souvenir program, so on the front page it was written: “Ceremonial at the opening of parliament Her Majesty the Queen.” Except that the Queen was nowhere to be seen as she was caught at 96 up with her, and she decided she’d had enough.
At least not yet, though one thought on its repetition role that she has performed at every state opening since 1963 when she was pregnant with Prince Edward. So this was the real moment for house of Lords and Royal Observers. If not for Boris Johnson and his government. By any measure, the Queen’s speech was devoid of of imagination and ideas. All more so when the country on his knees.
Prince Charles and Prince William properly shuffled in behind Rouge-Dragon-Persuivan, King Clarenzo of Weapons and various other members of aristocracy who was released in bandage up box. With minimal fuss, the House of Commons was called and, on them way over The Convict and Keir Starmer appeared to the Lords. enjoy surprisingly funny conversation. “What are you doing down for?”, “I did nuffink. I was fitted up”,” And I’m not. “this kind of thing. Prison conversation.
Then came the speech itself, and Charles could not sound more bored. Chip off old block. His mother should be proud. She has a long record of making her frustrated with in current bundle of simple policies with boring, monotonous presentation. Objectivity with an admixture with contempt.
Her Majesty government will be… Well, what would he do? Almost certainly nothing to decide cost of a life. current a bunch were more interested in waging culture wars in manufacturing sure people could afford to eat.
Her Majesty government I will do sure so that every child realizes his potential. Some kind of hope. Charles was fine over 70 and nowhere close to fulfilling it. Although today was step in right direction. As for check of right, it was first one impose restrictions on its citizens. Another account of resentment. Charles fell into silence, all event drift into anticlimax. There was nothing here for anyone get excited.
Pair of hours later the House of Commons reconvened for in first session of in new parliament and Lindsey Hoyle began proceedings by reminding members of how they had to behave. If a anyone misled deputies unintentionally should be sure to correct record As soon as possible available possibility. The convict nodded head with enthusiasm. It was clear that still just misrepresentation penalty house. Then no need stop lying. He was also delighted to find that the Speaker was pressing the reset button and that all previous violations would be considered null and void and void. Now for metropolitan police in follow suit.
Then two came traditional government behind-the-scenes performances one from a deputy who is considered past this and another from a member of parliament who is considered on in way up – which begin everyone parliament and by and large delivered on summary. They were quite funny and, fortunately, short.
Graham Stewart played an ungrateful old fool. card and received in one good delve into the Labor leader, saying that the only thing that up for Starmer in in north there was a police investigation. His poop-gag failed. All curry puns were made to death in in past several weeks by right-wing tabloids. Time for some new material all round. Faye Jones took in role of in young upstart and just oh fell right side of entertaining. Though it was closer than she could have hoped. Long before the end she lost her focus of many in camera. This is a tough concert.
However, Stewart and Jones turned out be a shining star of day compared with what followed. Next up were leaders of two main sides. Starmer started well enough with a reminder to Johnson that he was first prime minister have a Labor Council, and with tribute to David Amess, James Brokenshire and Jack Dromey, who died in in last parliament. But after that he never got out of second gear. Even his gags had punchlines that telegraphed well in promote.
It seemed as though the accusations of Burgate had finally reached Starmer, and he was sleepwalking during his speech. Clipped it inability to attack Integrity of the condemned. He got all rights material in – cost of crisis, inflation, and the seeming pitiful ignorance of the Tories: they know they are not know what do they do but just not give a toss provided that they are in charge of do nothing about it – but just No in correct order.
He went on and on About government of moment, but no one listened. Least of all on his own benches. Hell need to up his game. Lot more of this and some of its deputies will begin hope he gets fined so they can get a leader who not just have integrity but inspire with This is.
However, Starmer was comforted that the Condemned just like a poor man. He knew that nothing of any substance to deal with with in cost of living crisis in the queen’s speech, and he didn’t even bother to hide it. Who cared? Definitely not his deputies. He briefly threatened an emergency budget before the number 10 was supposed to confirm there were no immediate plans for one after all. He also lied about Labor immigration plans under Tony Blair. Start how you want to go on.
Then the Convict seemed to get bored with his own speech and rushed towards the garbled word. finish. Words began to spew out in some unintelligible mishmash, and he didn’t even try to look apologetic. He just seemed exhausted and washed out. Perhaps Partygate will get to him. Not enough for him to do the noble deed and resign, but enough to cause him a psychological breakdown. Even the narcissistic sociopath has bad day. Work took try to intervene. To help they stay awake for as long as nothing.
By far the most impressive speech was by Theresa May, who reminded government and DUP which they both signed up to Northern Ireland protocol and were required to comply with This is. She is also lamented the absence of employment bill. We’ve reached the point where Maybot is lonely voice of morality. When she was prime ministershe was hopelessly incompetent. But at least she was useless for in best of motives. now we in political badlands. I miss her.
