Ithis is normal practice for a prime minister to report back to the House on first available possibility on returning from overseas travel. So one would think that Boris Johnson would want to make a statement in the House of Commons about last indian week adventure.
Both to tell stories of how he bravely forgot to mention India’s neutrality towards Russia in this is war on Ukraine during the meeting with in prime minister Narendra Modi and of the country in whom he does not universally dislike and distrust.
But the Convict thought better of This is. He used to consider the Commons his natural habitat. An environment in that he is guaranteed to get the love and laughter he craves. Now it’s a symbol of his shame. Unwanted Reminder of his dishonesty. A disease that can never begin to heal until either he does the right thing and retires, or his fragile ego collapses under the weight of of his lies.
The only deputies who even pretend to believe a single word of his. says these days, spineless ministerial apparatchiks, now busy in permanent domestic struggle between pathetic denial and cognitive dissonance – think about youth culture minister Chris Philp, who hasn’t found an ass yet he hasn’t want brown nose and who swore to the blind on national a television on On Monday morning, it is likely that Johnson and Nadine Dorris may have independently sent identical tweets: how a little self-worth You have to do it? – and sycophantic moronic sycophants like Mickey Fabrikant. The rest either oppose the Condemned head either openly laughing or spitting with to be angry at his deceit, or to remain silent, permeated with contempt.
So instead of residence in Westminster, thanking him lucky stars he hasn’t received yet second fixed-penalty notification for in party in that the empty and the stragglers were chosen out of flower beds, Johnson headed north bury.
What he was doing there was anyone’s guess. According to number 10, he campaigned for local elections. But, since most councilors now admit that he is a liability, the only thing he could campaign for for is to increase the number of Tory losses next week.
After the impact football aimlessly at “Bury” Johnson did pool clip for Lunch time news. Inevitably, most of the questions were focused on his reaction to the previous day’s mail on sunday article in which the Conservative MP claimed that Angela Rayner was trying to divert Johnson into prime minister questions, crossing and not crossing legs.
The convict said he was furious. Not only has a woman never been able to put it off his step in in past – he kept his laser -like stay focused even when jennifer arcoury pole danced in front of him – but there was no such misogyny place in his tory party.
“If we ever find who is an responsible for this,” he said, “I know what will we do but they will be horrors of Earth.”
It sounded very like Quote from King Lear. Thing on which Johnson could become an expert if he ever gets round hire a researcher to write the majority of biography of Shakespeare for which he received, reportedly, an advance of £800,000.
Although now he may regret that he did not choose his Lear. more carefully. The passage to which he refers is taken from the time when Lear in process of went mad and lost his kingdom. Who knows, maybe in a few days he will start walking around naked. on wasteland. Then the emperor would indeed have no clothes.
This is also not really clear just how Johnson took Rayner’s claims seriously. At least he managed not to smirk as he denounced those who informed story but the Convict himself has the form for sexism and misogyny.
just think of his descriptions of women Beach volleyball players at the 2012 Olympics as “brilliant like wet otters” and women in cloaks as “mailboxes”. Or that women who voted Tory for bigger breasts. Even when he is seemingly innocent, he is still a burden. His weight of baggage just too heavy.
one person who took it seriously speaker Lindsey Hoyle, who started proceedings in House of Commons, saying he had arranged a meeting with editor of Mail on Sunday to discuss the matter.
Then we moved on to questions from the Ministry of the Interior. Pretty bloodless business of everyone goes through the motions in in run-up to another week’s break before the state opening of parliament.
However, even the only semi-engaged Priti Patel is vicious and goofy enough to amuse her. She sat proudly next to Tom Pursglove, junior officer at the Department of the Interior. minister who maybe dimmer than she is – even between the two of them they cannot provide a connecting synapse – just stand up once more declare Rwanda an African paradise.
If there was problem with her asylum seeker policy it was that the channel would be crowded with refugees are coming over in Search of Free air ticket. And anyone who questioned human rights in Rwanda record was just racist.
When she got to the expenses, she went seriously crazy. It was not up to her to tell the Commons how scheme costshe insisted. It was up for the opposition parties to come up with different offers. Although, if she listened, she would understand that this is so.
But by now Preity Vacant was off on one. Workers should not care how much the scheme costs, as they have stated that it is unworkable. So it’s not cost the taxpayer doesn’t care. She paused to give her own benches knowing look. She sincerely thought it was a “Gotcha” moment. There is no hope for us.
